By Ted RallWed
Aug 23, 6:22 PM ET
Americans Shrug at Phony Binary Explosives Threat
LOS ANGELES–Attention, citizens of the national community: stay tuned for a HomeSec alert! A fiendish plot has been uncovered! Terrorists loyal to the sinister forces of Eastasia have been apprehended! It is another glorious victory for the homeland! All hail Oceania! It [...]