Common sense absent at school

By xxxevilgrinxxx | Published: February 8, 2010

A shame schools seem to have lost the basics of common sense somewhere along the way.

As a kid, yeah, I wrote on my desk. Didn’t we all?

The punishment wasn’t getting arrested and being terrified out of my mind (and potentially hating school, the teachers, the law and anyone else I could blame). The punishment was cleaning off all those desks. Did it suck? Sure, but it was fair and tied logically to writing on the desks. I didn’t like it but I sure as hell couldn’t say, even then, that I didn’t see it coming, and I never ended up hating anybody for it.

I wonder what lesson this little kid is coming away with?

So, a twelve year old was handcuffed and detained for writing on her desk. But before the little overactive hippie civil libertarian in you gets all crazy up in arms about it, look at the foul language she wrote:

Alexa Gonzalez was scribbling a few words on her desk Monday while waiting for her Spanish teacher to pass out homework at Junior High School 190 in Forest Hills, she said.

“I love my friends Abby and Faith,” the girl wrote, adding the phrases “Lex was here. 2/1/10″ and a smiley face.

Everyone knows that “Abby and Faith” is MS-13 code for “kill all the white bitches”. Those street gangs are clever. And oddly sentimental.